EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD BUTTER HEAD LOL

OK YALL FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WAT A BUTTER HEAD IS ITS WHEN EVERYTHING IS CUTE
ON A GIRL BUTTER HEAD LOL..BUT SUM YALL DUDES DONT EVEN CARE LOL IF A BITCH GOT BODY
YALL JUS FUCK IDK HOW YALL DO IT THO MAN…WHERE YALL STANDARDS AT? NIGGA BE LIKE
“DAMN SHE BAD” “OOH SHE THICK” BUT NIGGA R U FUCKN BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!! DO U SEE HER FUCKN FACE?
BITCH LOOK LIKE A FLAVA FLAVE RELATIVE LOL..WITTA FUCKN WEAVE HA..BUT MAN
ALL U DUDE WHO FUCK UGLY BITCHES ND THINKS ITS KOO I HOPE THIS BLOG GIVE U A HEADS UP
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS BELOW

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BELOW ONE AT A TIME

YALL THINK SHE GOT BODY ?

WHAT BOUT THIS PIC ?

WHICH ONE YALL WUD TEAR THAT ASS UP ?

WHO THINK SHE GOT CAKES ?

OK LOL NOW THAT YALL SEEN THOSE PIC LOL YALL READY TO SEE THIS FACE?

MY GF’S COOTER STANK WHAT SHUD I DO ?

CALAB BLOG WIT MY BRO ANT @MAXXDOUTLB

OK SO I WAS BROWING THRU BLOGS ON GOOGLE AGAIN AND CAME ACROSS THIS QUESTION ABOUT GIRLS AND THERE STANKY ASS PUSSY LMAO IM GIVE YALL HIS QUESTION ND THEN ME ND ANT’S ANSWERS

HIS QUESTION:
I have been with my girlfriend for a long time now, she is a very nice person, however she has this problem with her vagina. It really smells bad, like strong fish, kippers and prawns and even though she washes everyday it stills smells bad. I have stopped giving oral because I feel as though I might pass out but I will have sex with her. I dont want to hurt her feelings, but why does she have this and is there any other guy out there that has this problem with his girlfriend or wife, feedback would be helpful, thanks

ANT ANSWER:
Okay…*throws the flag*…stop right there. Yer in violation of code 911 for allowing the pussy to get tart lmao. You must not be doing something right if she can’t keep up her cleanliness. We have a warrant out for your arrest. You should’ve dropped a mint in that shit at the first sign of radiation & told her abt her self cause that’s against the law lol.

For one, she’s just your girlfriend. If your not in love with her I suggest that you kick rocks if yer not tryna hurt her feelings. There is no easy way to let her know that her pussy smells like old mop water. and no, no one else had that problem with their wives(no one would take some nasty shit like that, that far). I suggest you pack your bags and head for the nearest exit and find a chick that has some personal maintenance skills and some self pride lol

MY ANSWER

Damone Ditctionary
Death penalty : A sentence of punishment by execution
Pussy penalty : execution to killer by putting a fonky pussy 1 inch away from ones face till suffocation of ones death

Man fuck being a nice person…nd Whoaa..u said u almost passed out ?? My advice is to run(shown in image below)..man u gotta get outta ther ASAP bro..like seriously…pack ur shit n go.. Its not good for your health especially when your life is endangered.. Passing out ?? Like wtff Thats the 1st symtom that shows omg omg ;(.i understand u love her prolly and everything but thats that bullshyt she has a FONKY COOTER…u cant wash 2away the smell its like a disease man..cuhz bitches got me lookn like Floyd Mayweather the way I been bobbin and weavin past FONKY COOTERS..when that fonk hit u u make that face a christian lady make when she see a ghost….Cuhz dont no1 want a girl who smell like WET turtle feet..it will drive a average nigga 2 drinkin..shit it got O.J killin white bitches…nd u said its a fishy prawn smell ? Omg omg ;(..get outta there seriously man..but if u decide 2 stay u might have 2 slap a bitch and read my last blog HOW TO SLAP a bitch..but if yall reading this has advice for him please leave a comment

10 Steps How To Slap A Bitch

EVERY ONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS THIS IS THE BLOG THA SHUD HELP U

I CAME ACROSS A QUESTION IN A BLOG ABOUT A ABUSIVE GIRLFRIEND SO READ THE QUESTION ND MY ANSWER ON HOW TO SLAP A BITCH

HIS QUESTION:
Me and my girlfriend had a huge argument and she hit me. I dont mean like a slap a full on attack. I dont know what to do i really love her, im walking round with bruises all over my body. This isnt the first time she has lashed out at me what am i doing so wrong?

MY ANSWER:

(Literally rolling on the floor laughin lookn like a crackhead who hit a pipe nd leg gave out) lmao..i kno u did not really jus ask that question ? Lol..all man nd she got u with bruises ? Ahahahaahaha.. Ok.. Lol funny times over.. But imma give u some advice with how to handle this so u can prevent this from happening..i know how to handle abusive relationships..nd its not what ur doing wrong its what u need 2 do right..well maybe u are doin something wrong wit bruises from yo bitch lol.imma give u a few steps on how to perfectly SLAP THE SHIT out her..which will
Make her think twice about harming u again..
10 S T E P S to SLAP BITCH
1. Ask yourself if ur mentally capable of doing this..ask yourself if are u really tired of this ?
2. Pre Meditate it..and plan it out..(WATCH INSTRUCTION VIDEO BELOW) IF UR DONT KNOW HOW TO SLAP
3. Once u have it all planned out go in the bathroom nd listen 2 bone crusher – neva scared nd look in the mirror for about 30-45 minutes..nd tell yoself..i aint a bitch no more imma fuck her up..(repeat continuesly) while wigglin yo fingers
4. Then when your ready text her a grip of smiley faces 🙂 be nice u gotta get her smiling all day
5. Finally invite her over tell her u got a suprise for her
6. When she arrives tell her baby i love u i have a suprise for u..then place a blindfold over her eyes.
7. Tell her pick a hand left or right (while shes thinkn which hand cock yo strong arm back far as possible nd have good balance under ur feet for levreg for a higher IMPACT)
8. Then when she finally guesses dont say nothing jus stay quiet nd think about all them times she hurt u to get ur adrenaline up
9. She gone be waitin like “left hand baby..
Ugh stop playin jus tell me already” then shell prolly smile
10. Then soon as u see that smile u SLAP THE LIVING HELL OUT THAT BITCH and wit ur legs balanced the force shud knock sum spit out her mouth nd she shud drop instantly and hit the deck wit force..

Then i gaurantee that will stop her from touching u a give..thatl turn her into a angel aka the best gf a man can ask for :)..

Quick tips :
Please make sure u focus on her face cuhz u dont want 2 SWING AND MISS..u can blow ya back out or sum10

Remmember balance is they key the best stance is like u throwing a football

Lickn ur hand or having baby powder can be added(optional)

But again make sure u dont SWING AND MISS

(INSTRUCTION VIDEO)

My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With Her Ugly Ex

ok yall i was browing blog sites on google and stumbled across another question that i had to answer man maybe some of yall can relate check this =]

HIS QUESTION:
Not too long ago I was in love with this girl. We were together for quite some time; I loved and respected her more than any boyfriend before and since me. I respected that she didn’t want to have sex and I trusted her to the greatest extent. I did everything possible to make her happy. One day she went to a party without me. She went with a couple of friends that we had in common so I had no objections with her going. While she was at the party, she had sex with her ex-boyfriend… — in front of 8 people on a couch! This happened about 2 months ago and I’m still not over her. I see her everyday at school and it absolutely tears me up inside at the mere thought of her. So, you can imagine how I feel when I see her. I’ve tried to get over her by going out partying and having sex with a few of her friends. But nothing is making me feel better! The guy that she cheated on me with is ugly and he uses her for sex. She is in love with him and still has sex with him. He doesn’t even like her, talks shit about her, and spreads personal pictures of her. I’ve beat his ass every time I seen him but I still feel fraked up inside. How can I get over the one that I love? I can never take her back, but I can’t stop thinking about her.

MY ANSWER:

smh bro lol i was gone say i dont know what to tell u untill u said u fuck em up everytime lmao..thats funny ha and he ugly ? lmao..but man imma tel u what went wrong in this relationship man smh..YOUR A PUSSY ASS BOYFRIEND.. u gotta change yo ways cuhz most bitches aint shit..u prolly tried 2 wife a hoe..smh never works! cuhz u know hoes dont like dudes trynna cuff em nd be all sweet..hoes like dudes who dont care..u made a mistake wen u respected her sayin yall dont got to have sex? like nigga wtf..yo dumbass deserved 2 be cheated on lol..but remmember THE DICK is the best way to a womans heart..cuhz it brainwashes them for a long time bein sweet nd the perfect boyfriend nd all tht gets you there to but it washes away after a while..most girls will take sum good dick over a sweet boyfriend who doesnt even wanna fuck lol..nd u also asked how to get over her? the best way isnt revenge just keep fuckn that other nigga up everyday lol nd dont stop..nd u said u cant stop thinking of her? aight well come thru to my house so i can SOCK THE SHIT OUT YOU nd maybe thatl get her out yo head but yea all my viewers yall got a better answer to this? then write me a comment =]

She Wont Give Me Head ? haha had 2 answer this

ok yall i been goin thru blogs on google and i stumbled upon a question sum1 had asked aha so i had to reply so i decided to reply in my blog

HIS QUESTION:
I’m in on and off relationship with my girl and she gives this mediocore head once in a while and makes big deal about it. Won’t suck my dick during sex either.
So every time I tell her to give me head she complaints and says I need to go down, I’m like what, hell no every girl does this shit suck it up. And that’s when the fight starts lol….
Thing is that I fucked like few other girls and they all loved to suck dick, in middle of sex, gag it and swallow like crazy. All fuckiing four of them.
Should I A) keep asking her for head till she does it in instinct B) dump her C) keep fucking one of the other girls behind her back to since she can’t satisfy me D) ???

MY ANSWER:

ok my answer is D. bro..with girls u gotta know how they are…with girls if u give them any power they use it to they advantage..if u run the relationship wtf u asking her to give u head for nigga? be a man in the relationship nd tell that bitch GIVE ME SOME HEAD! some good head at that..most girls love aggression and with ur situation she seems like one of the type of girls u gotta be aggresive with..wen u come home from work she on the couch sleep just pull yo shit out nd put it in her nose until she wake up..shove a dick in her mouth..lol nd with them girls on the side..man just keep doing ya thing lol..always reemmember “if u aint cheating u aint trying” 😉

this is another question i stumbled across on another blog i researd from a woman

HER QUESTION:
My boyfriend is falling out of love with me. We’re almost 2 years now. Within that year, he always have a patience on me and keep on understanding my childish behaviour. I’m 2 years older than him but it seems that in our relationship, he’s more mature than I am. I love him and I want him to love me like he used to loved me before. PLEASE HELP ME WHAT TO DO?

MY ANSWER:

ok lol the 1st thing that came to my mind with this question is this bitch has 2 be white lol..nd the second thing that came 2 my mind is WHEN CAN I SLAP THE FUCK OUT THIS bitch lol…but ok bitch imma answer the quesiton..dont blame ur childish behavior nd all that other shit for your boyfriend falling out of love with u because the truth is that he prolly tired of u cuhz u prolly cant cook…or u dont know how 2 keep him entertained in the bedroom.cuhz trust me man no man will fall out of love wittta pretty bitch that can cook..and fuck the shit out him..so i suggest u work on those things hunny and hopefully everything will be alright i dont know what else 2 tell u..any of my viewers gotta better answer just leave me a comment

breath =]

sheesh i gotta get on this lmao…from fonky arm pits to fonky breath lol.. if u got 1 of the 2 u just a fonky ass nukka lol..what yall thinks worse ? lol why is it always the people with the fonky breath the ones that always gotta alot 2 say? in a nigga face witta lisp..its funny wen u get that dose of a nigga breath u make sure it aint u cuhz that wuff of funk so strong ittl knock a nigga out literally lmao.u ever woke up and streched nd got dizzy and light headed? lol if u get that same feelng from a nigga breath they shud be lockd in a cage or sum10 lmao..nd a nigga got the nerve 2 turn down some gum lol..thats why i ask a nigga twice lol like “u want sum gum?” they be like naw then i shake my head real fast nd ask again with the serious face “nigga! do u want sum gum?” nd hand it 2 em anyways..u ever kissd sum1 wit funky breath? then after they try come back for another lil peck hand to get sum1 the mighty bo jackson heisman stick arm like in the pic below

Got Deodorant ?

Got deodorant ? Is more like nigga do u got jesus ? OMFG!! Niggas be musty..nd bitches dont laugh cuhz bitches be musty 2….wtf u doing in my house wit fonky ass armpits nigga fuk outta her….it always be the niggas @ partys wit no shirt raisen the ruff drunk as fuck rubn on niggas MUSTY as fuck..nd it be hot as hell..i be in the function lookn left in right like stevie wonder wen he playin the piano..like what is that got damn smell..like nigga i ran track in high skoo its so got damn musty i feel like i need a inhaler bout 2 past the fuck out..how u got $100 shoes on but cant afford $2 deodorant stick..nd bitches be musty 2 randomly lol ill run into a girl @ the mall trynna give me a hug..bitch better back back lol..i see yo armpits sweatin in tht vneck bitch lol..but yea if u really need a deodorant stick my email toofly1989@tmail.com jus hit me up yo..i got that for u lmao

Finding Love Tips

Helpful Love Tips

Every1 always saying oh im waiting for this perfect girl or perfect guy..truth is no1 is perfect..but that doesnt mean sum1 cannot fit u perfect..well im give yall my personal tips about finding sum1 right for u..i aint even found the right person yet but this is what i go by but yea..hope this helps

1. Have Confidence..confidence is the most important thing..every1 is beautiful in there own way..

2. Be yourself always choose some1 who u can tell is being therself..because no1 is that much better than any1 to make u not be yourself..real reconize real..

3. Take your time..so many ppl rush and end up falling for someone they thought they knew..always take ur time cuhz true colors take a while 2 show..thats why i laugh @ ppl aka fools who fall in love in like a month..

4. Dont be so quick to judge a person cuhz most of the time ur judgment will be wrong..

5. Dont believe the hype…Remmember actions speak louder than words..so if some1 always yappin off.remmember it should always go thru one ear nd out the other..dudes always say..”im this im that” or “i got $$” or “im different” ladies always say “im not a hoe” “im wifey” blah blah blah..dont tell me..show me.
So dont believe anything until its proven

6. Find sum1 who has the same interest and sum1 who can relate to ur past..cuz i can tell u nothings harder then bein in a relationship wit sum1 u cannot relate 2 hardly..

7. If ur attractred to sum1…and think theyll be right for u..take a shot @ it..”u win some u lose some” dont be afraid of rejection..

8. Never ever come off to sensitive..because that can easily push sum1 away..and dont come off 2 strong ppl may see u as 2 much for urself nd tht may push sum1 away

9. Don’t come off desprate like u aint never had a bf or gf b4…because coming off desprate basically ruins all ur respect..nd wen u tell sum10 when they think ur desprate it wont mean shit.trust me..

10. See what they lifestyle alot many ppl jus in relationships then have a problem with they bf or gf like they aint know they love 2 party or drink or smoke or whatever it is

11. Be around positive ppl cuhz bad friends or being around bad ppl can influence u nd change ya ways even tho u cant see it..who u choose 2 hang wit..make who u r

12. You dont always have 2 be the prettiest thing but appereance is important..men make sure you have fresh cuts and groomed nice..woman make sure ur hairs always done nd ya toes nd nails nd ect…both make sure u smell nice…and dress nice

13. Use these tips if u like them pass em on :)..if u want 2 add on or think im forgettin sum10 be a friend nd give me sum of ur tips 🙂

A WOMANS WORTH NOWADAYS

in this topic imma talk about love,repsect cheating and all the goods…nd what i feel about ladies nowayds..like look at it like this 80% of girls judge guys b4 they even kno em they like oh he just like the rest…with guys its no diff from girls…most girls is hoes so we judge yall the same way she no diff from the rest..nd girls always complain about gettn hurt in relationship ok WTF ARE YOU DOING ALWAYS FALLIN IN LOVE FOR if u always getttn hurt? girls 2 me are a joke..well i take that back most of yall..like its nearly IMPOSSIBLE to find a good girl worth anything nowadays cuhz either 1.they been hurt so many times they cant even trust another dude so they brain washed 2. they need dick rehad 3. they r plain idiots 4. they are 2 boring or 5. they think cuhz cute any nigga is gone be all over them its funny cuhz girls always get mad at dudes for playin them..yall make it easy for us so we gone keep doing it..if yall was smart yall women wud stand up 2gether nd change yall ways..ive met so many girls tht say they diff but fucks on the 1st date its a shame lol. like its koo 2 be a freak if u a freak be a freak u can be a freak nd sitll bee that special girl..u know? but most yall just be hoes nd its just rediculas..nd us dudes aint never gonna change unless yall ladies change…simple as that..then its like when a dude really does try change nd do right yall play games nd shit…its like for use dudes its like either 1. we gonna play yo ass nd have fun or 2. we gonna put so much into trynna convince yo ass we trynna do right we burn ourselves out..nd be all stressed out nd shit ya feel me? but thats wht america gets cuhz were so fucking stupd lol niggas is dumb nd bitches is dumb..o well

JERKING!!

every one always tell me to talk about jerking..nd what i think bout the jerk movement nd blah blah blah…but im give yal my honest opinions about jerking and jerk rappers..nd im the type of person whos always fair with my opinions (i think) but honestly im not with or against jerking..cuhz im many reason..but i can tell u theres alot of haters cuhz really nothing wrong with jerking its no diff from any other popular dance that ever been out if u hate on jerking u mise well hate on the dougie,chicken noodle soup,the fuckn humpty dump,that fuckn rave shit people be doing,that soulja boy dance man anything crip walking whatever dance is out there…so u really cant hate..the dance 2 me is pretty cool its funny how so many people hate jerking but when a song come on in the club u see every1 in they mama doing it..i even jerk sumtimes like for fun but its not a life thing..the judgemental part about jerking is R A P P E R S!!!!! cuhz like idk if u make a jerk song or 2 thats koo but like u cant be just a jerk rapper..cuhz jerk is now a genre jus like pop or club music..like u not gone be successful if yo whole cd is full of club songs right? niggas gone be like nigga u wack dnt nobody wanna hear a full cd of club songs..jerking is the same way..like if u a rapper be a rapper u dnt make every song a jerk song like the new boyz try pull that shit off late talkin about oh we more than just jerk rappers but 95% of they cd was jerk songs like idk im just talkn my 2 cents on it like yall wanted any other suggestion or quesitons just ask nd il ad on to it..like if u rap then fuckin rap dont be 1 dimentional make jerk songs,make club songs, make songs other people can relate to, make songs that send a message, make motivitational songs, be lyrical dont just talk bout fuckin bitches nd eatn pussy nd skinny jeans nd blahh..oh nd thats another thing bout the jerking movement SKINNY JEANS make jerkers lose a lot of respect nd i dont blame haters for that..like idk i wore skinny jeans way b4 the jerk movementi got pics from 06 nd 07 in high skoo.nd u can ask all my closest homies..but all them niggas JERKIN in skinnys was the same niggas makin fun of dudes who wore those pants..back in the day..nd i see new boys sayin dont judge us off our jeans NIGGA WHY NOT? 2 years ago if u seen a nigga in skinnys ud be laughn like this nigga gay nd 2 years later its the same way but now ur the one in the jeans