MY GF’S COOTER STANK WHAT SHUD I DO ?
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OK SO I WAS BROWING THRU BLOGS ON GOOGLE AGAIN AND CAME ACROSS THIS QUESTION ABOUT GIRLS AND THERE STANKY ASS PUSSY LMAO IM GIVE YALL HIS QUESTION ND THEN ME ND ANT’S ANSWERS
HIS QUESTION:
I have been with my girlfriend for a long time now, she is a very nice person, however she has this problem with her vagina. It really smells bad, like strong fish, kippers and prawns and even though she washes everyday it stills smells bad. I have stopped giving oral because I feel as though I might pass out but I will have sex with her. I dont want to hurt her feelings, but why does she have this and is there any other guy out there that has this problem with his girlfriend or wife, feedback would be helpful, thanks
ANT ANSWER:
Okay…*throws the flag*…stop right there. Yer in violation of code 911 for allowing the pussy to get tart lmao. You must not be doing something right if she can’t keep up her cleanliness. We have a warrant out for your arrest. You should’ve dropped a mint in that shit at the first sign of radiation & told her abt her self cause that’s against the law lol.
For one, she’s just your girlfriend. If your not in love with her I suggest that you kick rocks if yer not tryna hurt her feelings. There is no easy way to let her know that her pussy smells like old mop water. and no, no one else had that problem with their wives(no one would take some nasty shit like that, that far). I suggest you pack your bags and head for the nearest exit and find a chick that has some personal maintenance skills and some self pride lol
MY ANSWER
Damone Ditctionary
Death penalty : A sentence of punishment by execution
Pussy penalty : execution to killer by putting a fonky pussy 1 inch away from ones face till suffocation of ones death
Man fuck being a nice person…nd Whoaa..u said u almost passed out ?? My advice is to run(shown in image below)..man u gotta get outta ther ASAP bro..like seriously…pack ur shit n go.. Its not good for your health especially when your life is endangered.. Passing out ?? Like wtff Thats the 1st symtom that shows omg omg ;(.i understand u love her prolly and everything but thats that bullshyt she has a FONKY COOTER…u cant wash 2away the smell its like a disease man..cuhz bitches got me lookn like Floyd Mayweather the way I been bobbin and weavin past FONKY COOTERS..when that fonk hit u u make that face a christian lady make when she see a ghost….Cuhz dont no1 want a girl who smell like WET turtle feet..it will drive a average nigga 2 drinkin..shit it got O.J killin white bitches…nd u said its a fishy prawn smell ? Omg omg ;(..get outta there seriously man..but if u decide 2 stay u might have 2 slap a bitch and read my last blog HOW TO SLAP a bitch..but if yall reading this has advice for him please leave a comment
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if her pusssy was stank when he first met her than he shouldn’t have wifed her point blank…
LMFAO Dudeee u 1 krazayyy person. i was over here bustin out laughin. thats jus sadd rite derr if yut cooter be stankin that bad u boutaa faint. LOL. ima bouta cry for yu. HAHA. but ne whoo tell her to start usin that summers eve ish. its will make u feel all clean n fresh. [i be usin that, although mines aint stink AHAHA] scrubba dubb dubb. nd if that ish aint work, to to yaa GYNO kuz there mus be somethin wrong. LOL. let me stop bein mean here now. but uhmm if u lovee her then tell her. u may hurt her but think about the next dudee, he mitee die! LOL i crack myself up mayneee.
0MG THIS HAS G0T T00 BE THE FUNNIEST…
LiTERAllY R0TFLMA00! THIS SHIT HILARi0US!
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Okay I think that maybe you should tell her that her pussy smells. I mean why not tell her? It might hurt her feelings but shit she hurting your feelings by not having a sanitized pussy. You should not have to smell anything that will cause you to pass out. Let her know before somebody else tell and really hurt her feelings
True Fact;
A womans vagina shall smell of nothing but goodness. Thou shall eat fishy and Thou should not fuck fishy pussy.
either leave that stanky chick alone or give her ass an hygene lesson…fuck her feelings cuz she hella foul for that shyt
THINK YALL BOTH NEED TO BE SLAP FIRST HER FOR NOT TAKING CARE OF HER KITTY THEN U FOR EVEN FUCCKIN A NASTY ASS BITCH LIKE THAT.IM SORRY BUT FUCC FEELINGS EITHER SHE GET CHECK AND FIX THAT PROBLEM OR U NEED TO LET THAT BITCH GO. HOW THE FUCC CAN U ENJOY SEX WITH THE PUSSY SMELLING LIKE OLD HOT DOG WATER. THAT SHOULD HAVE KEEP YOUR DICC SOFT LMAO. BASCIALLY U NEED TO RUN FAR AWAY FROM THAT SHIT AND DONT LOOK BACC BUT AS U DO THIS HIT UP A CLINIC UR DAMN SELF TO MAKE SURE YOUR NASTY ASS IS STILL CLEAN EWWWWWW
LMFAO!.. omfg.. thats soo disgusting.. but soo funny! lol! WOW!
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LOL Y’ALL ARE SOME STUPID DUMB RETARDED MOTHA FUCKERS BUT RIGGHT!!!!! HAHA
Lmao what the fuck?Ol dude must not have no common sense if a female pussy stank then that’s the first hint you should even mess wit her..df?Lmao if he wanna stay with her he better tell her so she can go get checked an make sure it aint no damn..infection..ewwies x_x
LoL ohk im not gon write a 2 page paper. ill jus say u gotta fill the bathtub up with vinegar & sit in it till the water get murky brown. after that the pussy should be as pure as baby jesus
I agree wit everybody else either break up wit her or let her kno that she need 2 get her shit checked ckuz stanky pussy = unhealthy pussy…..she prolly got a yeast infection <– eww.
He need 2 get checked 2 especially if he fuckin her wit no condom. Smh. Ppl never learn.
Lol we killd this one bro..
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Lmao…wow! I’m dying from this one. Lmao @ “old mop water”
SmFh Wtf That Nigguh got Issues Fukk A bitch nd her Problemz Nd He Still Fukkin her Bro if her shit IS INFECTED Thats Nastey Yeah Juss PAkk Yo Shit Nd Go B4 She Get home Because If Yuh Kant Say Honey Im Home In that PUSSy RUNN ND DONT LOOK BAKK KEep Runnin
LMFAO dooont friggin kill me right now…dude needd to DIP..run away quiiiicckk lol oh man
she a nasty ass. cause 9 times out of 10 if u smell her cooch, then she know that shit stank too! by her not washing her ass atleast twice before letting u eat that stank shit. she needs her ass whooped. but you do too cause you the one allowing it. Dump her nasty ass, cause she can’t like u that much if she would sit up stanking.
OKAY EEEWW NASTY DID U SAY U WERE EVEN GIVING HER ORAL.. YUCK…WHEN A GIRLS VAGINA SMELLS.. ITs telling her something is wrong.. vagina are self cleaning [u still have to clean it your self] her best bet is to go to the clinic or doc office and get checked out….afetr all the smell could be minor or major… sheesh i worked in a clinic for 2 long aha
That sounds Like she has an STD Yall should go together and get tested..There is No way in Hell she wash her coochii everydaii and still has in bad odor Get TESTED..
You a fooool for this dude! haha
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all i can say is if you don’t love her than leave her seroulslyy and if you dont wanna hurt her feelingz jst tlk wiv her honestly and tell her wat you think about this shit good luck š
Dnt leave her yet try gettin her one of those pussy cleaning things like my girl uses summers eve or get her a douche..lmao do somethin
WET turtle Feet!!! wtf dirty mop water?? thats hilariously grosss
To keep it REAL, 99.9% of women smell funny down there. I dint give a fukk what nobody sayz and they really cant do shit about that aroma. Everybody wanna cover up about how the chic might have some yeasrt infection or STD or she a hoe… Stoppp it!! Bitches pussy’s smell PERIOD!!!
If yo ass secrete blood, yeast, piss, lubrication all in the same g-damn area it really ain’t much you can do except for dilute the smell of that shit the best way possible but you cant magically cover up that shit to smell like petunia’s and roses…
Why you think them bitches be so mad all the g-damn time!!!
Either put up with it, leave it alone, hold ya nose, or dont go down. Simple as that!